Trip to the grocery store
1. Stop at the valentine card section
2. Pick through to find the most ridiculous card
3. Choose the one that sings “you’re a cutie pie” over and over
4. Pick up some milk
5. Make sure it has the latest expiration date
6. Continue shopping for soups and peanut butter
7. Realize I am in the organic aisle
8. Put items back because they are too expensive
9. Stop in the chip section
10. Try to resist because I love Doritos and they are on sale
11. Put the Doritos back because I don’t need them
12. See that there is a deal for Triscuits
13. Pick up ten dollars worth of Triscuits
14. Realize I’m an idiot for spending that much
15. Still get the Triscuits because I love them
16. Find a deal for soup
17. Pick out 8 of my favorite soups
18. The deal was 6 for 10
19. Try to find tape
20. Not just tape, heavy duty tape
21. My parking pass came off my car and I need a way to stick it from the inside
22. I grab duck tape
23. Think how I am going to put this on my car without it looking ghetto
24. Go to the frozen food aisle
25. See that there is a deal for lean cuisines
26. Grab 5 lean cuisines
27. Realize I don’t even really like these but get them anyways
28. Pass through the pizza and hot pocket section
29. Refrain from getting anything bad for me
30. Realize the amount of candy and chips equal out to eating bad foods anyway
31. Pick up some bananas
32. Pick the batch with the most bananas
33. They are green but I figure they were ripen after sitting in my room
34. Put back some of the frozen food items because my mini fridge can’t hold it all
35. Grab some lettuce because I kid myself into thinking I can eat healthy
36. Grab something chocolate
37. Chocolate covered raisins seemed like a better choice than M&Ms
38. Always need a chocolate fix after a meal
39. Realize I can’t get my favorite juice because of fridge space
40. My favorite juice is Welch’s White Grape Peach Juice
41. Go to check out
42. After I see the large amount of items, I estimate a total of $50
43. When it is done ringing up, I see that I was wrong
44. My total was over $80
45. I was confused and looked at my receipt
46. Was told I needed to get an advantage card to receive discounts
47. I can still get the money I lost if I get an advantage card now and return receipt
48. It was midnight so the customer service was closed
49. Planned to go back the next day
50. It’s been over a week and I have yet to get one
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